Several years ago I posted White Elephant Gift Ideas, which has been a very popular post. This year I bring you the White Elephant Gift Ideas Potty Edition, which focuses on handmade gifts.
Create one of these silly white elephant gift ideas for your this year’s Christmas party.
White Elephant Gift Ideas Potty Edition
Jar of Elephant Poop – Take a jar and glue a plastic elephant on the lid. Spray paint the elephant lid. Fill the jar with edible elephant poop. I made the edible poop by mixing crunchy chow mein noodles, peanuts, and melted chocolate chips.
I formed the little piles of poop and let them harden on wax paper. I got the elephant at a dollar store and glued it onto an old food jar.
Embroidered Toilet Paper – How funny are these? I made these rolls of toilet paper using my embroidery machine. You can purchase them in my Etsy shop.
Toilet paper can be customized with just about any saying. Great for a White Elephant Gift Exchange, but also perfect as a gag gift for a birthday, retirement, or other special events.
Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug & Coffee – Take a white coffee mug and an oil-based pen and write ‘Coffee Makes Me Poop’ on it. Bake the mug to set the writing. I found directions for this on Pinterest.
Pair it with a bag of coffee and crack people up. A teen was the lucky recipient of this at our party this year and he said, “Coffee Makes Me Poop and Fart!” That would be hilarious too!
Edible Doggie Poo & Pee – Take a jar and fill it with lemonade or yellow sports drink to represent the urine. Create poop by shaping sandwich cookie balls. Those cookie balls are made by crushing a package of sandwich cookies and mixing them with a block of cream cheese.
The poo and pee were put into a Christmas gift bag with a dog on it. That bag had a sign around the dog’s neck that said ‘I ate Santa’s cookies’, but I changed it to ‘My gift for you’.
Do you have any potty related gift ideas to add here?