Several years ago I posted White Elephant Gift Ideas, which has been a very popular post. This year I bring you the White Elephant Gift Ideas Potty Edition, which focuses on handmade gifts.
White Elephant Gift Ideas Potty Edition
Jar of Elephant Poop – Take a jar and glue a plastic elephant on the lid. Spray paint the elephant lid. Fill the jar with edible elephant poop. I made the edible poop by mixing crunchy chow mein noodles, peanuts, and melted chocolate chips. I formed the little piles of poop and let them harden on wax paper. I got the elephant at a dollar store and glued it onto an old food jar.
Embroidered Toilet Paper – How funny are these? I made these rolls of toilet paper using my embroidery machine. You can purchase them in my Etsy shop. Toilet paper can be customized with just about any saying. Great for a White Elephant Gift Exchange, but also perfect as a gag gift for a birthday, retirement, or other special events.
Coffee Makes Me Poop Mug & Coffee – Take a white coffee mug and an oil-based pen and write ‘Coffee Makes Me Poop’ on it. Bake the mug to set the writing. I found directions for this on Pinterest. Pair it with a bag of coffee and crack people up. A teen was the lucky recipient of this at our party this year and he said, “Coffee Makes Me Poop and Fart!” That would be hilarious too!
Edible Doggie Poo & Pee – Take a jar and fill it with lemonade or yellow sports drink to represent the urine. Create poop by shaping sandwich cookie balls. Those cookie balls are made by crushing a package of sandwich cookies and mixing them with a block of cream cheese. The poo and pee were put into a Christmas gift bag with a dog on it. That bag had a sign around the dog’s neck that said ‘I ate Santa’s cookies’, but I changed it to ‘My gift for you’.